Some time ago I was accused of
spreading feminist propaganda, so it's a fun experience
to actually try and do it.
The Amnisiades nymphs are another bit of obscure
mythology that I've appropriated and distorted stupidly
to suit my own purposes. They're described as Artemis'
underlings, and their specific duty seems to have been
to take care of her herd of sacred deer. As such, their
attire would probably be something more suited to the
task of sacred poop-shovelling. However, this story is
based on a specifically Amazon interpretation of
Artemis. To Amazons, having a group of eternally
obedient, young and beautiful servants and not
sleeping with them would be a very difficult concept
Next time, we'll discover exactly what Artemis has
planned for Artopolis, because we all know that when the
Gods intervene in the affairs of mortals, everything
always works out really well.