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19/11/07
The Tortoise and the Man |
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The moral of this comic is that you should be nice to
your slaves, because they'll eventually get their own
back somehow. I hope the slave owners amongst my
audience take note. It's nice to tackle modern-day
issues sometimes...
I really didn't want to make a habit of these sparse
updates. The reason for them is a combination of
illness, real-life tedium that I won't bore you with,
and my own special self-destructive urge to
procrastinate more when something's already horribly
overdue. One day I may discover a practical use for this
trait, but I'm not holding my breath.
In other news, it seems that musician and testicle-faced
goblin Mick Hucknall has finally announced that his
dreary pop band, Simply Red, are to split up. He says
this is due to file-sharing, which is the best evidence
I've seen so far that file-sharing really is a
good thing. I don't think he's really thought his
argument through, though: he seems to be assuming that
file-sharers in general would actually want to download
any of his music, or would even know who he is. Most
Simply Red fans (who do exist, despite all rational
thinking) are well over forty, and probably don't even
own a computer, let alone know the intricacies of
file-sharing. Klaus Wunderlich is probably more likely
to be pirated than this bland, sunken-eyed gnome.
That's my rant over for this update. What will the next
one be? Right now, I'm torn between the two highly
contentious issues of "The Anglican Church and its
stance on homosexuality" and "How I still can't afford a
Nintendo DS". Be there or be... at another place. |
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Just once, I'd like to
make a dramatic exit that didn't involve a life-threatening
explosion. |
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